Jokes and Laughter Forum http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/forums/74 en-us Copyright 2006, Yuku feeds@yuku.com (FeedMaster) webmaster@yuku.com (WebMaster) Thu, 21 Aug 2008 08:00:14 GMT Yuku Feeds 1.0 http://blogs.law.harvard.edu/tech/rss 60 Yuku http://static.yuku.com//feed/bypass/images/button-yuku.png http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/forums/74 Yuku - free hosted forums and profiles 88 31 {pics-1.1 "http://www.icra.org/ratingsv02.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (nz 1 vz 1 lz 1 oz 1 cz 1 ) "http://www.rsac.org/ratingsv01.html" l gen true for "http://yuku.com" r (n 0 s 0 v 0 l 0 )) Search Search Domain q http://yuku.com/search/direct/ <![CDATA[ HOW TO INSTALL A HOME SECURITY SYSTEM IN THE SOUTH ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1804/t/HOW-TO-INSTALL-A-HOME-SECURITY-SYSTEM-IN-THE-SOUTH.html >
> 1. Go to a secondhand store and buy a pair of used
> men's work boots,
> size 14-16.
> 2. Put them on your front porch, along with a copy of Guns
> & Ammo
> magazine.
> 3. Place a few giant dog dishes next to the boots and
> magazine.
> 4. Leave a note on your door that reads:
>
> Hey Bubba,
> Big Jim, Duke, Slim, and I went... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1804 Tue, 19 Aug 2008 16:54:19 GMT <![CDATA[ Old Timers' sex! ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1797/t/Old-Timers-sex-.html

Old Timer... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1797 Sun, 17 Aug 2008 17:45:56 GMT <![CDATA[ The Pregnancy ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1780/t/The-Pregnancy.html An 18 year old Jewish girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.

Shouting and crying, the mother says, "Who was the creep that did this to you? I want to know!"

Without... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1780 Fri, 08 Aug 2008 14:24:30 GMT <![CDATA[ WOO WOO WOO! ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1756/t/WOO-WOO-WOO-.html
All of a sudden one of the Red Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small
cave.
'Wooooo! Wooooo! Wooooo!' he called into the cave and listened closely until he
heard an answering,'Wooooo! Wooooo! Woooooo!
He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.

The Frenchman was puzzled and asked the remaining Indian what it was all about,.
'Was the other Indian... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1756 Tue, 29 Jul 2008 10:53:50 GMT <![CDATA[ Confession ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1745/t/Confession.html went to the local church for confession.
>
>
> When the priest slid open the panel in the confessional, The man
said: 'Father .. During World War II, a beautiful Jewish woman from our
neighborhood knocked urgently on my door and asked me to hide her from
the Nazis. So I hid her in my attic.' The priest replied: 'That was a
wonderful thing you did, and you have no... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1745 Fri, 25 Jul 2008 15:11:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Bill Gates picks his own punishment ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1739/t/Bill-Gates-picks-his-own-punishment.html Bill Gates picks his own punishment
Satan greets him: "Welcome Mr. Gates, we've been waiting for you. This will be your home for all eternity. You've been selfish, greedy and a big liar all your life. Now, since you've got me in a good mood, I'll be generous and give you a choice of three places in which you'll be locked up forever.

Satan takes Bill to a huge lake of fire in which millions of poor souls are tormented and tortured. He then takes him to... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1739 Tue, 15 Jul 2008 14:23:21 GMT <![CDATA[ Rose Garden ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1709/t/Rose-Garden.html Just a joke not meant to offend anyone :)

Rose Garden

I'm sure by now that all of you have seen the sad
report on the evening news.

It was announced yesterday that the Rose Garden at the White House was being torn out.

It is being replaced by a Water Melon patch.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (wwishingstar) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1709 Mon, 30 Jun 2008 21:11:58 GMT <![CDATA[ Change your course now ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1703/t/Change-your-course-now.html

Change your course now

http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1703 Sat, 28 Jun 2008 17:02:32 GMT <![CDATA[ The Golfing NUN ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1657/t/The-Golfing-NUN.html
... ]]>feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4)http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1657Tue, 10 Jun 2008 16:14:09 GMT <![CDATA[ FOX NEWS: Politically Incorrect ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1599/t/FOX-NEWS-Politically-Incorrect.html In response to a number of complaints that FOX NEWS CHANNEL doesn't show enough Black and Hispanic people on the network, THE FOX NETWORK has announced that they will now air 'America's Most Wanted' TWICE a week.

]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1599 Fri, 16 May 2008 07:04:57 GMT <![CDATA[ Mensa Invitational ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1592/t/Mensa-Invitational.html The Washington Post's Mensa Invitational once again asked readers to
take any word from the dictionary, alter it by adding, subtracting, or
changing one letter, and supply a new definition.

Here are this year's winners. Read them carefully. Each is an artificial
word with only one letter altered to form a real word. Some are
terrifically innovative:

1. Intaxication :... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (Rose is my pen name) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1592 Tue, 13 May 2008 21:51:20 GMT <![CDATA[ Another Blonde Joke ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1589/t/Another-Blonde-Joke.html Two blondes were playing golf at a foggy par three, and could see the flag, but not the green. Each hit their ball anyway. When they walked to the green, they discovered one about three feet from the cup, while the other somehow had gone directly in.

They tried to figure out which ball belonged to who, since they were both using Titleist number threes. Unable to decide, they returned to the Club House and asked the golf pro for a ruling.

After hearing their story and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1589 Tue, 13 May 2008 12:53:05 GMT <![CDATA[ HE NEARLY BLEW HIS BRAINS OUT ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1586/t/HE-NEARLY-BLEW-HIS-BRAINS-OUT.html Yakima, Wash., told
police he was the victim of a "drive-by shooting." But officers
doubted
the story: the injuries to the man's groin appeared to be the result
of
a point-blank shot. After a brief investigation the truth came out:
the
man, apparently a gang member, had... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1586 Tue, 13 May 2008 12:39:28 GMT <![CDATA[ California Women!! ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1559/t/California-Women-.html Texas were sitting together one day bragging about how
> they had given their new wives duties.
>
> The first man had married a woman from Illinois and had told her that
> she was going to have to do the dishes and house... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1559 Fri, 02 May 2008 16:30:34 GMT <![CDATA[ Legal Briefs!! ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1540/t/Legal-Briefs-.html London, England, are upset that local
firms are banning wearing fishnet stockings, calling them
"unprofessional" attire. "My male partners openly coo when I'm
wearing Jimmy Choos, short skirts and nicely cut tops," complained
one on an online forum, since it helps display "the quality of bird... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1540 Sat, 26 Apr 2008 16:28:25 GMT <![CDATA[ The old farmer ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1536/t/The-old-farmer.html A Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, 'I need to inspect your farm for a possible new road.' The old farmer said, 'OK, but don't go in that field.' The Highways employee said, 'I have the authority of the State of Minnesota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go wherever I wish on farm land.' So the old farmer went about his chores. Later, he heard loud screams and... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1536 Fri, 25 Apr 2008 14:47:24 GMT <![CDATA[ Wake Up Call !! ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1487/t/Wake-Up-Call-.html Peterborough, Ont., Canada,
received a 3:00 a.m. 911 call from a man asking if they would give
him
a wake-up call in the morning. No, they replied; 911 is for
emergency
calls only. Minutes later he called the police non-emergency line to
repeat his request. By then, dispatchers had checked his name in... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1487 Sat, 05 Apr 2008 16:21:32 GMT <![CDATA[ What Did You Do today? ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1442/t/What-Did-You-Do-today-.html What did you do today ?

A man came home from work and found his three children outside,
still in their pajamas, playing in the mud, with empty food boxes and
wrappers strewn all around the front yard.

The door of his wife's car was open, as was the front door to the house
and there was no sign of the dog. Proceeding into the entry, he found
... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1442 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 17:10:02 GMT <![CDATA[ Great Imponderables ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1441/t/Great-Imponderables.html Great Imponderables:

When an agnostic dies, does he go to the "great perhaps"?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

feeds@yuku.com (wwishingstar) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1441 Sun, 23 Mar 2008 14:21:53 GMT <![CDATA[ You can't bring that dog in this bar ]]> http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1434/t/You-can-t-bring-that-dog-in-this-bar.html

You can't bring that dog in this bar

A man goes to a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says "You can't bring that dog in here!" The guy, without missing a beat, says "This is my seeing-eye dog." "Oh man, " the bartender says, "I'm sorry, here, the first one's on me." The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.

Another guy walks in the bar with... ]]> feeds@yuku.com (nottoc4) http://viewfromthebackporch.yuku.com/topic/1434 Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:06:59 GMT